Funnybone

Toddler Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mind.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all of the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

*Snicker* -- anyone know a toddler like that?   J

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